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Funny Old Age Eyesight Quotes & Sayings
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Litigation takes the place of s.. at middle age.
Gore Vidal
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
William Shakespeare
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Unknown
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
Proverb
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Groucho Marx
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
Gail Sheehy
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
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A wave of anger washed over me, anger against myself, at my age at the time, that stupid lyrically age, when a man is too great a riddle to himself to be interested in the riddles outside himself and when other people are mere walking mirrors in which he is amazed to find his own emotions, his own worth.
Milan Kundera
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness . . . it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair . . . in short, the period was so far like the present period . . . .
Charles Dickens
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Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.
French Proverb
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One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds.
Unknown
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
CS Lewis
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For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of the harvest.
The Talmud
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
George F Will
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Henry Louis Mencken
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