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Showing search results for "Funny Paper" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
Unknown
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers. bi...es talkin' paper then how they wanna .... us.
Dmx
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I try not to change my political point of view from paper to paper.
Jonathan Shapiro
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I always liked spending my money, even when I was a kid, when I had a paper round or paper route, as they call it over here.
Elton John
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.
David Hilbert
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
Unknown
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I think I have already signed some scrap of paper for every man, woman, and child in the United States. What do they do with all those scraps of paper with my signature on it?
Vida Blue
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My pockets got paper on paper. This shit just look like a novel.
Big Sean
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The worst thing you can do is censor yourself as the pencil hits the paper. You must not edit until you get it all on paper. If you can put everything down, stream-of-consciousness, you'll do yourself a service.
Stephen Sondheim
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Gone on the road that I'm hardly home on the weekend. You be blowing my phone up tryin to see who I'm seeing but I'm chasing this paper so for this paper I'm reaching might f*ck one or two b*tches but don't consider it cheatin.
Wiz Khalifa
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It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee on my paper.
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No publisher in America improved a paper so quickly on so grand a scale, took a paper that was marginal in qualities and brought it to excellence as Otis Chandler did.
David Halberstam
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin
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