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Funny Paper Fortune Tellers Quotes & Sayings
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If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
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It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You just start off with a large fortune.
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Typed like any other fortune cookie:
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
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Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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Fortune is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that Fortune is blind
William Shakespeare
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We need to stop being salesman and start being truth tellers. Then let the chips fall where they may
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
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Sometimes you're on top, sometimes she is.
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You are unique. Just like everybody else.
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The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.
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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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Back door guests are best.
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The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'
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Tomorrow is today, just a day later.
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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
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You will find a place to hide your sausage.
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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
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