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Funny Pool Quotes & Sayings
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All those tears I cried over you were enough to make a pool, I hope you damn drown in that pool
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At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had s.. in the pool, but nobody knew it.
Krista Allen
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
Brad Garrett
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Haters: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, Into a pool of s..y.
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I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Its funny though, because after everything we have been through, you still up and leave with out a second thought. Left me, with tears running down my eyes. I swear I could have swim in the pool of my tears that night. You leaving me, I would have never picture. We were so good. One hell of a mixture. But karma's coming back to you. And while thats happening, I hope you think of me. And know how happy I am now.
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Well, I would say that I'm just drifting. Here in the pool.
Benjamin Day
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exuse me I'm looking for the swimming pool!
Jonas Brothers
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Marc if you want me to go to the bottom of the pool, I'll go there.
Nancy O'Dell
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
Jessica Simpson
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No phone, no pool, no pets.
Randy Travis
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I love to play pool.
Dante Hall
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I don't need a pool, I'm swimming in you.
Lil Wayne
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The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
David Gerrold
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I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool.
Maria Menounos
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Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.
Ovid
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