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Funny Raccoon Struggle Recovery Quotes & Sayings
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A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from your imaginary illness.
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If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.
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Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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There thus appears to be an inverse correlation between recovery and psychotherapy; the more psychotherapy, the smaller the recovery rate.
Hans Eysenck
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While I was pleasantly surprised by the relatively high number of jobs created in April, the fact is that job creation during this recovery period has significantly lagged both historical experience in recovery, and the projections of the Bush Administration.
Barney Frank
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As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.
Jim Ramstad
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While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.
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Struggle is required to survive in life . In struggle we learn how to overcome eventuality. In struggle we learn to grow. From struggle we carve out the path of success. Never shy off struggle. Make it tool of your strength & confidence. Keep faith. It will all worth in the end.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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Some of the most comforting words that can be heard are me too. That moment when you find out that your struggle is also someone else's struggle and that you're not alone fighting that same battle.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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Social democracy seeks and finds the ways, and particular slogans, of the workers' struggle only in the course of the development of this struggle, and gains directions for the way forward through this struggle alone.
Rosa Luxemburg
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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Life has meaning only in the struggle. Triumph or defeat is in the hands of the Gods. So let us celebrate the struggle!
Swami Sivananda
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What's the Christian-bashing all about? Simple - a struggle for the soul of America is under way, a struggle to determine whose views, values, beliefs and standards will serve as the basis of law
Patrick Buchanan
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At first you struggle to earn name, fame and reputation, then you struggle to maintain it and at last you struggle to save it.
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It's really true in this country that more and more Americans think that underneath the economic crisis there's a values crisis, and we won't get to an economic recovery without a moral recovery as well. So a citizen's movement about values and economics I'm finding all over the country on main street, and Wall Street needs to pay attention to that.
Jim Wallace
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The life of man is a struggle on earth. But without a cross, without a struggle, we get nowhere. The victory will be ours if we continue our efforts courageously, even when at times they appear futile.
Boniface Wimmer
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When you overcome obstacles with making struggle a fighting tool, it brings great moment of success. Your faith in struggle make it fruitful.
Anil Sinha
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