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Funny School Principals Quotes & Sayings
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I remind everyone: Whether you school them at home or send them to school, you as a parent have the responsibility to make sure they learn and behave. Teachers and principals may help, but parents are the ones who must accept responsibility.
Ernest Istook
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Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.
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Some kids, for some reason, it just doesn't click in the classroom as they need it to. We have college coaches talk to them, former high school athletes, motivational speakers, teachers, principals.
John Williams
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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My parents told me in the very beginning as a young child when I raised the question about segregation and racial discrimination, they told me not to get in the way, not to get in trouble, not to make any noise. But we had people that were educated. We had teachers, we had high school principals, we had people teaching in colleges and university in Tuskegee, Alabama. But they were told they failed the so-called literacy test.
John Lewis
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
Unknown
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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