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I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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Im eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week. Raw.
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I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen that, if men ever bathe in seas where they are found, a shark is almost sure to appear directly afterwards.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
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Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week...
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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When a girl says 'Whatever' she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get ....d by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Shark week. Hoo. Ha. Ha.
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Answer to everything: its shark week
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Shark Week is the best thing to happen to TV in a while.
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Your enthusiasm for Shark Week scares me more than sharks.
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I call my period 'Shark week.' Judge me.
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Cuddle with me and watch shark week with me so I know It's real...
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I bet Seal is terrified of shark week.
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