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Funny Short Line Quotes & Sayings
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Life is too short for erasers, just draw a line through it and move on.
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Problem with being short....Not pulling up close enough to ATM, the bank line, drive up anything really.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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The big companies and their short-term bottom line rule this country.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Line after line after line after line.... barcode.
Big Sean
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I just hope that I continue to keep a line between my private life and who I play, even if they are closely intertwined, and so I'm careful. I don't even know where my line is, but I know I have a line.
Lena Dunham
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
Ron Livingston
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Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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