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Funny Short Status For Whatsappuming Girl Quotes & Sayings
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?
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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
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The girl who understands just how much she is wanted is a girl who can be fully confident-empowered to make every decision a wise one, because she knows her decisions matter. A girl who knows that she is priceless, is a girl who will never settle for anything short of the best from the one who loves her the most. A girl who is sure that she is cherished and adored is a girl who no longer worries about herself; her focus is on sharing this radical love with all those she comes in contact with. You can be that girl.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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