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Funny Shut Up Quotes & Sayings
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Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up.
Black Eyed Peas
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers
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Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
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Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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Never miss a good opportunity to shut the fu.. up!
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Shut up, Jacob. Oops, Im sorry I mean, shut up, most high Alpha. -Leah Clearwater
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Thatcher came under pressure from right wing backbenchers to shut up the Prince of Wales and there was a deal done between them where he did actually shut up in the end.
Anthony Holden
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If you can't afford po.., just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force
Mark Twain
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
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