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Funny Sister Santa Quotes & Sayings
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.
Rudyard Kipling
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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My little sister woke me up something like five times because my face was funny. Brb, selling my sister.
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Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Patricia McCann
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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
Kate Winslet
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Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
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I am the big sister which makes me the boss!
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
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I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.
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