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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever then the men who laugh at them.
George RR Martin
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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
John Alexander Thom
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
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If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
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Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait.
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