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Suggest Revision: My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
 
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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Suggest Revision: A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
 
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Suggest Revision: A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
 
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Suggest Revision: Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
 
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Suggest Revision: When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
 
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Suggest Revision: Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
 
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Suggest Revision: A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
 
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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Suggest Revision: Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
 
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