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Funny Xmas Trees Quotes & Sayings
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You say I'm a bi**h? Well a bi**h is a dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
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Hugging trees has a calming effect on me. I'm talking about enormous trees that will be there when we are all dead and gone. I've hugged trees in every part of this little island. Gerry Adams
Gerry Adams
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Finally pulled down the Xmas tree. Felt like I was pulling down some holiday spirit too...
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The electoral college: parents who let their kids decorate the Xmas tree all by themselves, then rearrange it better while they're sleeping.
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Your soul is a dark forest. But the trees are of a particular species, they are genealogical trees.
Marcel Proust
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We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me. Burning more trees than Cheech Chong.
Chris Webby
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Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
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Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
Dan Quayle
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Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels.
Ryan Ross
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Never write the word Christmas as Xmas.
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I'm entertaining as hell...expect to be normal, conventional, boring. No, man. We're shaking the trees. We're shaking all the trees!
Charlie Sheen
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The Barks of Trees are best gathered in the Spring, if it be of great Trees, as Oaks or the like, because then they come easiest off, and so you may dry them if you please, but indeed your best way is to gather all Barks only for present use.
Nicholas Culpeper
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The places that are most likely to grow trees for carbon sequestration are places where trees aren't growing now.
Robert Jackson
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Some people like to paint trees. I like to paint love. I find it more meaningful than painting trees.
Robert Indiana
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If I have my way, I'm going to dissolve the Forest Service. They're in the business of harvesting trees and they're not harvesting trees, so why have them anymore?
Don Young
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Bonsai trees symbolize harmony, honor and patience. Bonsai trees are considered gestures of respect and convey good fortune upon the receiver.
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We sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to get attention we do, except walk?
Alice Walker
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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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I put quite a few trees in last autumn. A lot of silver birch and a couple of native trees - just generally doing gardening, putting plants in and hedges in. It takes quite a lot of time and I love it.
Sean Bean
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