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Groucho Markso Marksrks Quotes & Sayings
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Blood's not thicker than money.
Groucho Marx
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Home is where you hang your head
Groucho Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho Marx
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Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
Groucho Marx
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
Groucho Marx
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I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
Groucho Marx
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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