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Happy Lion Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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My first day at MGM they decided to bring this lion out, male, and it was not the best time for him to see me. All of a sudden he thought I was in heat and this lion went into the dressing room, which was just a trailer on the sound stage, and went crazy.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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As far as a nuclear weapons-free zone, you know, when the lion lies down with the lamb, and you don't need a new lamb every day to satisfy the lion, then we might have this kind of transformation in the Middle East.
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Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
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