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I Dont Have A Friends My Facebook Thanks God Quotes & Sayings
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One night I prayed to God, I asked could he please remove my enemies from my life, and before you knew it I started losing friends.
Meek Mill
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
Andrew Garfield
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If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fu..ing hate you is 100%.
Unknown
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
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Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fu..ing hate him.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you?
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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Friends dont have to understand, do you favors, hold your hand, care for you, give you courage and see you through. Friends dont have to be but they do.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I dont think there is no God; I know theres no God. I know theres no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know theres no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just wont admit it because theres another thing they know. They know theyre going to die and it freaks them out. So most people dont have the courage to admit theres no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
Adam Carolla
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Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thank God he gave a gift called you.
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God has no Phone but I talk to him. He has no Facebook but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.
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