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I Love You More Than A Unicorn Fart Quotes & Sayings
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The prince is very brave, to love a unicorn. A cat can appreciate valiant absurdity.
Peter S Beagle
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
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Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul
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I'mma wear this a.. out like a uniform. So ride this d..k like a horse, pony, unicorn.
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says I dont & I believe him.
Unknown
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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