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I Love You More Than A Unicorn Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and minds... unicorn blood has strengthen me, these past weeks... You saw faithful Quirrell drinking it for me in the forest... and once I have the Elixir of Life, I will be able to create a body of my own... Now... why don't you give me that stone in your pocket?
Voldemort
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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I hate boys that fart and shit in front of me/on the phone to me.
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pi.ps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion in the desert I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Rider of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.
Lupe Fiasco
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Now the buds on the stems are like trees in an orchid. Anybody in the room who don't smoke weed is gettin' torch lit. By the smoke ni...s, choke ni...s, cough and they fart. Need to quit it but they still tryin' to hit it too hard.
Devin Tha Dude
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