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If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
Unknown
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Fat man's funk...smells like rump.
Big Black
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.
Kesha
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No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Once, evil was simply perceived as that which man did not understand. Now however, he understands it all too well. Evil is the part of man he attempts to shun. A side of himself he seeks to deny. Everything man is determined to destroy can be found within his own heart. Tonight the reckoning is upon us, tonight darkness will seize the land, destroy all that you hold dear, and make play things of your heroes. Steve Austin, Behold my awesome powers, I come to you tonight laden with sin, seething with evil. Tonight I will strip you of that which you hold dear, then I will devour your soul. For I am the reaper of men, the chaser of souls, the weaver of nightmares, the heart of darkness. I am now and ever will be the purity of evil, and all encompassing darkness from which there is no mercy, no hope, and no escape.
The Undertaker
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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I know It's been awhile but baby neva mind cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine.
Beenie Man
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With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
Eugene Ormandy
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If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
Jack LaLanne
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It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
Camryn Manheim
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James stepped up big tonight and even though Kevin was a little down but everybody did a great job of stepping up tonight. We're always going to be more comfortable at home but you can't lie down. The Lakers got off to a great start with a 10-0 run and that kind of surprised us a little but we knew we could come back.
Russell Westbrook
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Happy Fat Tuesday! Or Big Boned Tuesday for my sensitive friends.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.
Queen (band)
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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I want a big career, a big man, and a big life. You have to think big - that's the only way to get it... I just couldn't stand being anonymous.
Mia Farrow
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
Unknown
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