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Joke Cold Morning Quotes & Sayings
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I am never at my best in the early morning, especially a cold morning in the Yorkshire spring with a piercing March wind sweeping down from the fells, finding its way inside my clothing, nipping at my nose and ears.
James Herriot
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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Training in that cold pool of a morning really tests you, whether you really want to do it or not,
Ian Thorpe
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My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
Marion Meadows
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
David Sedaris
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Feel a cold coming on? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning!
Barack Obama
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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