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Kids Farted Quotes & Sayings
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Its so cold outside, I just farted and snowflakes came out.
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Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?
Rob Dyrdek
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
Eastbound And Down
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My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?
Jason Kennedy
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I want a man who wants me enough to snuggle in my bed w/me and the dog and not feel the need to clarify who farted.
Unknown
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My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.
Alan Thicke
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to leave the room. Ain't love grand?
Danielle Fishel
9 Likes
On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
David Duchovny
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
Mindy Kaling
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I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids and the East Indian kids. It was very interesting because it made me open to lots of musical sounds.
Nelly Furtado
7 Likes
Right now, I do not like kids at all. I mean, I love my fans and everything, but when you have kids following you around all day, it's like, Ugh, kids! Maybe that will change when I get older.
Vanessa Hudgens
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I want to invest and have my own record label and artists. I want to have a business where my kids, kids, kids will still have something going on long after I'm gone.
Chingy
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We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you kids. It's all about you kids.
Tony Danza
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I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that.
Joseph Jackson
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My passion is kids, more than just kids is underprivileged kids and orphans.
Tim Tebow
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Black kids wishin they white kids when they close they eyelids, Like, 'I bet they neighborhood ain't like this'. White kids wishin they black kids, and wanna talk like rappers. It's all backwards it's identity crisis.
Talib Kweli
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If your kids attend school and grades are up that will make $1,000 contributions to some 10,000 kids across the country, are challenging kids to learn foreign languages or challenging kids to get summer jobs or seek summer enrichment opportunities?
Harold Ford
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Bullying is killing our kids. Being different is killing our kids and the kids who are bullying are dying inside. We have to save our kids whether they are bullied or they are bullying. They are all in pain.
Cat Cora
21 Likes
There was a period there where kids music sucked. It seemed people were playing down the kids, treating them like lesser beings. Kids have the capacity to feel, though there are certainly ideas musically that take time to develop, for adults or children.
Medeski Martin And Wood
2 Likes
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