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Men Turning 50 Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Men Turning 50 Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Issac Asimov
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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Men's fortunes are on a wheel, which in its turning suffers not the same man to prosper for ever.
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Men's fortunes are on a wheel, which in its turning suffers not the same man to prosper for ever
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Turning a hoe into a housewife is like turning water into wine. Leave that to Jesus.
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In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.
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And you see many people just turning away from these channels of mass media, and they're just turning in to alternative providers, because they just see what's happening.
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At times, creating opportunity requires turning negatives into positives, turning failure into feedback.
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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We're like two little young old women who have been through a lot. We're turning 24 on Sunday, and I said to Ash, "Can you believe we're turning 48?" We've been working since we were nine months old. That's the way we feel.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Isaac Asimov
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Isaac Asimov
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Im fed up with men...no I'm not turning gay, I'm good with being mutual.
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