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QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another --usually about as many times as it can be got there.
Ambrose Bierce
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk.
Rocko
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You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race.
Bill Hicks
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot.
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See I got em like 10 times, spend money got em like 10 times.
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her s..ual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Sanskrit Proverb
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Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to.
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She aint gettin shyt from me unless she talkin brick money, (yay yea) I need that Will Smith money, That K.Smith betterman fresh prince money aint shyt funny and youngin do songs with Ray so make way for that Lil Kim money.
Yung Berg
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I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it.
Bill Hicks
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Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Rod Carty
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
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The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
JPaul Getty
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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
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Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then charge interest.
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