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Mustache Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
Curly Howard
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I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant
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I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
Keith Carradine
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
Jose Reyes
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it.
Mark Spitz
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
Mustache Man
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Ladies if you wanna show that you're wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with it under your nose...
Unknown
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
Lee Tergesen
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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