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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Neither drink (coffee or tea) was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses, I drank of each at various times, twirling my mustache and listening with attention to that headier draught, the wine of the intellect, that sweet and bitter.
Louis LAmour
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A joke is a very serious thing.
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A symphony is no joke.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H P Lovecraft
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This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail
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If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
Ralphie May
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I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
Bill Griffith
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If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
Shawn Wayans
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Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
Robin Williams
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Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
William Hazlitt
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