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Suggest Revision: Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...
 
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Suggest Revision: Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, and I'm still gonna kill you someday.
 
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Suggest Revision: I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
 
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Suggest Revision: God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
 
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Suggest Revision: Can we take a shower and talk about this?
 
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Suggest Revision: Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
 
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Suggest Revision: You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look at yourself? I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday, that's coming up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
 
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