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Night Workts Funny When Your So Called Friends Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flat tires called Jobs, but if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perserverance, a driver called Will Power, you will make it to a place called Success.
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On the road to success; there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends & red lights called enemies.
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Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I ran into Snoop one night. I was in the studio later, and I got this beat and thought he would sound great on it. I called him and he came right through that night.
Angie Martinez
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night.
Donna Rice
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Wouldn't a handjob sound better if it was called called beef jerky? Stay thirsty my friends!
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You know, many people have called me, friends from the nationalist camp, revisionists and so on, from around the world, have called me over the years - and now again because of what happened - and they are all very cynical about the police and the authorities.
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He got the notion into his head that if he restored the old house where they had come that night, Allie would find a way to come back to him. Some called it a labor of love. Others called it something else. But in fact, Noah had gone a little mad. -Duke (reading, about Noah)
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I've always wondered why it's called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Best friends are like stars on a cloudy night, you may not see them but they are always there, through thick or thin their friendship will always shine bright.
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I do love music and I did actually have my own band once. It was a rap band. I was eight and we were called Caution. It was my two friends, they called me and said, Were in a band called Caution. And I was like, Can I be in it? So they made me audition! I had to sing down the phone even though we were a rap group. But they let me be in it. I really thought it was a big deal.
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Your bed just called me up and asked me to tell how eager it is to accompany you on your journey to the dreamland. So common on you lazy bum, and step towards it. Good Night and sweet dreams.
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Deep down some of your so called friends and family don't want the best for you. They sleep better when they know you're not sleeping well.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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The trouble is not that players have s.. the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
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