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Old Age Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Groucho Marx
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
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The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
Gail Sheehy
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A wave of anger washed over me, anger against myself, at my age at the time, that stupid lyrically age, when a man is too great a riddle to himself to be interested in the riddles outside himself and when other people are mere walking mirrors in which he is amazed to find his own emotions, his own worth.
Milan Kundera
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness . . . it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair . . . in short, the period was so far like the present period . . . .
Charles Dickens
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I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
Lauren Hutton
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How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
Ovid
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Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
Ausonius
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
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It is not well to make great changes in old age.
Charles H Spurgeon
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Henry Louis Mencken
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Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.
William Shakespeare
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By the age of fifty, you have made yourself what you are, and if it is good, it is better than your youth.
Marya Mannes
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
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