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Pastor Retirement Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
Unknown
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Unknown
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The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
Shannon Fife
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I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Health care should be affordable for everyone.
Ed Pastor
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Make health care a right, not a privilege.
Ed Pastor
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I like to sing very much. I teach metaphysics and pastor a church.
Della Reese
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Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! -Pastor Clever
Friday
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Stopping Vieques bombing range good; sooner is better.
Ed Pastor
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I had said to some pastor that I was having thoughts, and the church turned on me. They went to my mom and said, So sorry about your son.
Jai Rodriguez
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I will continue to support legislation that provides American families and Seniors affordable health care.
Ed Pastor
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While prices of goods continue to rise, American worker's wages remain stagnant.
Ed Pastor
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Funding and maintaining programs from Head Start to Pell Grants must be a high priority.
Ed Pastor
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I will work to restore fiscal responsibility to our country's budget and to provide for a more robust economy.
Ed Pastor
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Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and s..ism.
Norman Vincent Peale
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