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Poking Holes In Condoms When Quotes & Sayings
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
Unknown
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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I have a huge drive. I was born with nothing. So I was always brought up like: go get it. No matter what. Even if its scoping and poking. Rapping and trapping. You know, I did it. I switched my whole grind up from doing that, from scoping and poking, to just getting in a booth and just doing my thing.
Kodak Black
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I guess there's a certain amount of poking fun at certain characters, but that's because there is something amusing about them or about the way they behave, so I guess you can say that that's poking fun at the character. But the character is your own invention, so who cares?
Joel Coen
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It would be ugly to watch people poking sticks at a caged rat. It is uglier still to watch rats poking sticks at a caged person.
Jean Harris
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
Unknown
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I haven't seen a new football play since I was in high school. You have just so many holes in a line and you have eleven men playing, and there's only so many ways you can go through those holes, and those ways have been used for forty, fifty years.
Red Grange
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I love the way that you be poking it out, girl give me something to feel on.
Usher
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I like poking my nose into other people's lives.
Helen Garner
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We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.
Neville Marriner
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There are a lot of new opportunities that are poking their head up in my future. I've been very fortunate that way, but for right now, what I like is what I'm doing.
Gavin MacLeod
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Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose.
Zora Neale Hurston
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When you go to poking what is like a stage show you have man that sling, DJ, and broad...pull it down the radio......
Barrington Levy
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Grissom is a character who doesn't really want people poking around in his life. He likes to poke around in his work.
William Petersen
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
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Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.
Paul Mazursky
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called ruth.
Dan Rather
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
Unknown
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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