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Sarcastic Funny Real Quotes & Sayings
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I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.
Kristen Bell
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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I bet you get bullied a lot....
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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