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Shel Silverman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Shel Silverman" sorted by relevance. 55 matching entries found.
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People are always introducing me as 'Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne.' I HATE that! I wish people would see me for who I really am, I'm white!
Sarah Silverman
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I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
Shel Silverstein
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To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.
Shel Silverstein
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I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.
Shel Silverstein
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And the tree was happy
Shel Silverstein
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Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
Shel Silverstein
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You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
Shel Silverstein
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If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
Shel Silverstein
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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.
Sarah Silverman
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
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I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
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SS: Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Sarah Silverman
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If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
Shel Silverstein
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
Sarah Silverman
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Women don't ask to be ....d, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.
Sarah Silverman
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman
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