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Short Funny Motto Quotes & Sayings
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I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
Somerset Maugham
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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Americans have an expectation that the Postal Service will abide by its well-known, although unofficial, motto - a commitment to deliver.
John McHugh
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Lifes a party is the motto, order us a couple bottles, it's like I just won the lotto cause this girl looks like a model.
Unknown
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The guiding motto in the life of every natural philosopher should be, seek simplicity and distrust it.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Gotta break loose cause that's the motto. Club shuts down, a hundred super models.
Flo Rida
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Care less to be less stressed, seems to be the motto now a days. In a couple of years ill see everyone being self centered people. Yup.
Unknown
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It's funny how when you're a kid a day can last forever, and now all these years seem to pass like a blink of the eye.
Unknown
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie The Pooh
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I cannot remember a time when the Golden Rule was not my motto and precept, the torch that guided my footsteps.
James Cash Penney
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My motto is that if it won't matter in ten years, it's not worth worrying about.
Jhiess Krieg
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These last few years theres been a lot of these smaller movies. My motto has been, as a film actor you only get to practice when youre paid.
Cuba Gooding Jr
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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
Stephen Colbert
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
Henry Miller
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
Peyton Sawyer
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
Shannon Miller
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
Unknown
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
Martin Short
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