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Short Funny Pick Up Quotes & Sayings
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Lifes too short to pick fights with people you love, it isnt worth it. Be happy & be with who makes you happy, never know what tomorrow will bring .
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Broken dreams are like broken shells, in short we all see them, we step on them but we don't do anything to fix them. So they're laying around and the currents just pick them up mixing them. Destroying any hope that we can have.
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Never look down on a sister except to pick her up.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bi....
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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