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Short Funny Pick Up Quotes & Sayings
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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A friend is someone who tries to pick you up when youve fallen. And if they cant pick you up, they lay down beside you.
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If I could pick any moment from Christmas and always keep it new, out of all the moments I would pick the Christmas I spent with you.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
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Does this rag smell like chloro.... to you?
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
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It's easier to pick off a fast runner than to pick off a lazy runner.
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i cant taste my lips could you do it for me?!?!
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Young riders pick a destination and go...Old riders pick a direction and go.
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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