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Short Funny Pick Up Quotes & Sayings
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
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Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you here. Wow! thanks you very much for your coming.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
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Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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When you stumble, pick yourself up! Never wait for someone to pick and get you back to life. After all, you were born alone, single and strong. Remember that
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Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat a.. is calling me.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.
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I am sick and tired of trying to pick up the pieces and then have you come along and crush them. Well guess what, I am going to pick up the pieces and put them together somewhere else far away from you.
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