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Sperm Bank Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed sho.., she'd get the sho.., and then deal with them guys at the bank. I don't mean she wouldn't pay the bank, but the children always came first.
Larry Bird
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Jean Paul Getty
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
Bertolt Brecht
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I do remember that I was very relieved that I did not have to go into a bank with them. I had, as you recall, I had already been brought into a bank before and it was better to be sitting outside.
Patty Hearst
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My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding.
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What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
Bertolt Brecht
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What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
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My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
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Now, people have said that somebody told them that they saw somebody on the railroad bank or saw somebody going over the bank, but no one has ever been able to show any cartridges, any rifle, any pistol, no one has ever found anything other than the evidence about Oswald.
John Sherman Cooper
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I'm a parent, especially when you've had the intense parenting the way I had. It's all in the bank. It's all in the great experience bank. Those are your secrets. That's the stuff that makes your work rich, that's what you dip into.
Hector Elizondo
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Ivy Blue bank account is larger then mine and she isn't even a day old...salty.
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Keep your blame, shame and pregame to a minimum. But raise your glass, class, and bank account as often as you can.
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All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.
John Dillinger
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Let's play big bank take little bank. You are looking at a shark in a fish tank. When I'm in the kitchen, I make plenty cash. Tell shawty come here, she got plenty ass.
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Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things without informing her spouse?
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