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Sperm Statusesl Meet Again Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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im 22 years od and I meet my soulmate at the age of 14 and been with him since idh I meet him he diddnt go to my school I meet him at a concert it was a michael jackson concert in californa idk whyv we stayd together so long but I guess things happen for a reason¥
Ashley Tibits
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
Unknown
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I love it when people say things to me in public and want to meet me, because I want to meet them! Early on, my manager told me, 'If you want to sell 500,000 records, then go out there and meet 500,000 people.'
Taylor Swift
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
Unknown
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When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine yourself.
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I have known for some time that I can meet any man I want but that does not mean that I want to meet anyone. I certainly don't like being forced into situations.
Sharon Stone
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YOU MEET THE WARRIOR WHEN IN BATTLE, BUT IT IS NOT UNTIL VICTORY THAT YOU MEET THE GENTLEMAN.
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I used to think their was a problem with me, that I expect too much. But, I realized, I'll meet someone good enough to meet my expectations.
Unknown
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