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Take Me As A Joke Ill Leave Quotes & Sayings
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Ill catch you when you fall, Ill dry your tears when you cry, Ill lead your way when your lost, Ill fight away your fears when your scared, but I wont leave your heart in two.
Unknown
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If someones wanting to leave my life please go!!!! I'm not holding anyone back TRUST ME!!! ill be ok ill survive.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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When I say I love you, please believe its true. When I say forever, know Ill never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you wont cry. Cause the day Ill be saying that would be the day I die.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I know Im not your dream girl but I will share all my dreams with you. I know Im not the most beautiful girl in the universe but I will make your life beautiful with my love. I know I am not flawless and perfect. I might yell at you at times. I might get jealous. I have erratic mood swings. I am utterly stubborn. But I know you can handle me at my worst and I will probably listen to you. I promise you that if I give you my heart it will stay with you forever. Ill never cheat you and be utterly honest. Ill be always holding your hand through good and bad times in our life. Ill love you with all my heart and soul. I will be faithful to you Ill do anything I can to hold our relationship together till eternity. Promise me that you will never ever leave me alone.
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Close your eyes and ill kiss you. Tomorrow ill miss you. Remember ill always be true.
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Close your eyes and ill kiss you tomorrow ill miss you remember ill always be true.
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And now Ill stop the storm if it rains. Ill light a path far from here. Ill make your fear melt away and the world we know disappear.
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I didn't mean to leave but because I did now I can barely breathe. I love you so much it hurts, I just wish you'll look back. But you won't. I was never good enough for you, all I ever did was hurt you. And I'm so very sorry that I did and didnt even realize. I'm sorry, I know it was all my fault. I know you have all the reasons to leave but I wish every second of every minute that you'll find one reason to stay. But the truth is you won't, you'll move on and ill be alone. But thats fair. I left, so now your leaving me.
Unknown
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Above all, we shall wage no more unilateral, ill-planned, ill-considered, and ill-prepared invasions of foreign countries that pose no actual threat to our security.
Theodore C Sorensen
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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One of the reasons I got into acting was because its so fly-by-night. I never knew what was going to happen. Now all of a sudden I know Im going to be in Los Angeles for the next two years. Its great. Ill do anything the show will have me do. Ill do movies, Ill do as many seasons as theyll have me.
Cory Monteith
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Look me in the eye, and tell me you have no feelings for me. And Ill leave you alone for good. -Maya
Pretty Little Liars
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TSA be laughing all them rubbers in your luggage. I know Ima always leave em but I swear Ill always love em.
Wale
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Ill kill you. Ill kill you myself! Ill do it now! -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
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An arrow may fly through the air and leave no trace; but an ill thought leaves a trail like a serpent.
Charles Mackay
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I really don't care about losing people anymore, I'm used to it, if you wanna leave ill surely hold the door open for you.
Unknown
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