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Tip Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes
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They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
Phil Silvers
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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I'm a good tipper, depending on the service. I tip based on whether they did the little things like re-fill my glass. If they're bad I won't tip, just to prove a point.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Our hope, and it's a sad hope, is that... well, I mean we need a tip. That's why we have such a big reward. We just hope that someone is holding her for her child and that we can, you know, get her back with a tip.
Scott Peterson
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Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
Pam Grier
13 Likes
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If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter
Lil Wayne
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
3 Likes
What's the damage waiter? Financially or medically?
Robert D Dangoor
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I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider
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I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter.
Lil Wayne
70 Likes
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Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Rachel Green
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam
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The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.
Nubar Gulbenkian
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S Kaufman
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A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov
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I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.' Which is great. It's really fantastic to be able to say that, because I know it's hard to do.
Paul Feig
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Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater.
Drake
230 Likes
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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
Anchorman
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One day you're filling out applications to be a waiter, and the next you're nominated for an Oscar. This business is crazy.
Alec Baldwin
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