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Tip Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
Anchorman
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson
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Hit the trap, stay down watch the pape.r Wake up Boomin out da house and J askin for a Waiter.
OJ Da Juiceman
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The preacher is not a chef; he's a waiter. God doesn't want you to make the meal; He just wants you to deliver it to the table without messing it up. That's all.
John Macarthur
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I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator. Now or laters, I'm serving ni...s Imma sound waiter Just tell me what you want, I bring that back an hour later.
J Cole
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I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
Judge Reinhold
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I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson
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Yes waiter, I'd like a supermodel sandwich. But instead of bread, I'd like Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton and instead of meat, I'd like me.
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If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
Kelly Ripa
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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde
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I've seen the tip of the iceberg and I worry about you.
Rush
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I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
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when we both do hit. We go on and on and on and on and on and sweeter than Ben & Jerry.
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So let's go for the ride strap yourself in tight and if you bonafied.
Q-tip
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