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To My Children I Will Stalk You Quotes & Sayings
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My promise to my children: for as long as I live, I will always be your parent first, and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare, and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath ''I hate you'' at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.
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Hot night at the stalk house!
Lo Bosworth
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I don't stalk, I investigate.
Unknown
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I do have a passion for theater. But I try my best not to stalk people.
Anna Kendrick
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I just wanna talk, and conversate. Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate.
Tyler The Creator
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I still care and think about you, I still stalk your profile, I still tweet about you, I still love you but you just don't know
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I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
Seth Rogen
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I've learned...that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life.
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I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives.
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Remember when you could mildly stalk a guy? Not anymore, man. They can be at your front door in five minutes. Theres just no mystery now.
Kate Walsh
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No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
Tanya Bianco
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The Aries Female is a s..ual predator. She will stalk her prey until he surrenders. No worries he will love the hunt.
Unknown
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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I have better things to do with my time than stalk people I hate on Facebook, but then again I've never been good with time management.
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America is a nation fundamentally ambivalent about its children, often afraid of its children, and frequently punitive toward its children.
Amy Poehler
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America is a nation fundamentally ambivalent about its children, often afraid of its children, and frequently punitive toward its children.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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We live in a society today where these children can be wanted children. Even if you don't want to keep this child after you've had it, there's plenty of young couples out there, that want children.
Norma McCorvey
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Children - if you think back really what it was like to be a child and what it was like to know other children - children lie all the time.
Donna Tartt
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In my first book, Under Fire, I wrote that I revered Ronald Reagan. That was a dozen years ago. I still feel that way. I think he changed the world for the better for my children and my children's children.
Oliver North
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