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To My Embarrment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady Quotes & Sayings
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
Sydney J Harris
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
Unknown
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My name is Lady Gaga, and I was born and raised in the unbreakable streets of New York City. Thank you so much. Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities because I didnt used to be brave but you have made me brave, Little Monsters.
Lady Gaga
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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'Born this Way' is about being yourself, and loving who you are and being proud.
Lady Gaga
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I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
John Wilson
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Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
Lady Bird Johnson
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
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Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
Claudia Lady Bird Johnson
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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Id never let any man come before my career. I guess theres some fear inside of me which makes me this way. My music is never going to roll over in bed one morning and tell me that it doesnt love me any more. I have a big problem with rejection.
Lady Gaga
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
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Lady Limelight is a jealous lady. She wants all of your attention. You don't have any time to think of anything else but Lady Limelight, because pretty soon that light will be shinning on somebody else. So you better do it while you can.
Buck Owens
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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We are born, so to speak, twice over; born into existence, and born into life; born a human being, and born a man.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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