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Todays Pig Is Tom Quotes & Sayings
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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Todays happiness depends on yesterdays choice, just as todays choice will determine tomorrows happiness.
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
John Paul Stevens
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
Danish Proverb
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Jay Leno
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl name: Glitzy. Were gonna make it a girl pig, so hes gonna be a little gay.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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Push yourself further than ANYONE though you could, prove them wrong. May the best of your todays be the worst of your tomorrows.
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Remember your yesterdays, dream your tomorrows and live your todays.
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As soon as I get under the covers, all of todays responsibilities, become tomorrows problem.
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We think about all of our tomorrows, but we dont know how many they are, so lets start making the most of our Todays!
Ivana Trump
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