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Wheres The Button That Makes Ti Quotes & Sayings
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Whos still gettin tested? Wheres all the women at, could still remember who they slept with? Wheres all the girls too busy studying to make the guest list?
Drake
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Where's the button that makes time stand still...I need a break.
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That's what really makes great skating competitions. When you have two top skaters in good form giving superb performances.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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So, wheres the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
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Love is not needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when it goes off for the first time in the morning, the thoughts of your loved one makes it impossible to fall back asleep.
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James: Where else can we have the dance? Logan: Got it! theres a warehouse we can rent for $28! now, wheres LA's murder district?
Big Time Rush
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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I wasn't in control of my destiny, feeling empty thinking wheres the rest of me, gotta make it but I need the recipe, tellin my old self RIP.
Unknown
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Wheres my heart at? Aw. Um, in my chest. I think its in thereon the right hand side. Sometimes its in my mouth and sometimes I can feel it in my stomach, when I get really nervous. So its pretty physical.
Florence And The Machine
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I firmly believe that the only time youll ever get any peace from down below is when youre in the ground. Im almost 62 and I still love a good old game of Wheres the Salami? Getting anyone to play it with me is a different matter.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Now wheres the ladder, Cause either you gone whine or you climb, I choose the latter (ladder).
JCole
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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.
Pauly D
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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
Azgraybebly Joslan
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You aint a killer, you still learnin how to walk/From New York to Cali all the real ni...z carry chalk/Mark you for death, wont even talk that East and West crap. From Watts to Lefrak, it aint where youre from its wheres your gat?
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.
Gisele Bundchen
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If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
BJ Novak
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You push the button, we do the rest.
George Eastman
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