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You Puts The Lotion On It Quotes & Sayings
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I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.
Angelina Jolie
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Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there
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Pure devotion, Hip Hop, is on my skin like lotion.
Lil B
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Let's agree to never tell anyone I rubbed suntan lotion on your back.
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The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart.
Norman Parkinson
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I be cookin you suckers like tan lotion. The K-double-O-L, G-R-A-P, and P-O-L-O would like to say hello to you mellow fellow.
Kool G Rap
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Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Just light the candle on the nightstand, sitting by the lotion. I got her open, got her floating off this purple potion.
Asap Rocky
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Im oviedosin, ay, homie, Kobe smokin. Then put my ashes on you ni...s, bet you gon need lotion.
J Cole
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My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.
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I think nothing is religion which puts one individual absolutely above others, and surely nothing is religion which puts one s.. above another.
Julia Ward Howe
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I mean you kinda like that girl that's in the US Open. I mean I got this hidden agenda that you provoking, I got bath water that you can soak in, things I could do with lotion.
J Cole
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The painter puts brush to canvas and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.
Robert Brault
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Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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Suckling frenzy at rubber breast. Beheaded busted a doll infect. Salty lotion, rubbed in open scratch. Removes hair and all self respect.
Angelspit
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She makin' me seem when she fu.. it then she touch a ni... skin, That lotion, gotta rub it in, She like that Johnson & Johnson, Vigilante like Charles Bronson.
Max B
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Vice knows she's ugly, so puts on her maskVice knows she's ugly, so puts on her mask
Benjamin Franklin
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Living by the Law puts the focus on yourself. Living by Grace puts the focus on Jesus.
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That awkward moment when you have to much lotion on and don't know where to put it...
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One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.
Mo Udall
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