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Joe E Lewis Funny Quotes
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4 entries tagged Funny quotes by Joe E Lewis.
Last updated Apr 2024
Joe E Lewis Topics
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Taxes
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E Lewis
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E Lewis
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