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Middle Age Quotes About Funny
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17 Middle Age quotes tagged with Funny.
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
Gore Vidal
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Unknown
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The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
Gail Sheehy
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The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
Orson Welles
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
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At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
John Andrew Holmes
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Unknown
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
Unknown
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