Did You Ever Notice How They Have Commercials On TV With Detergents That Get Out Blood Stains. If You Have Blood All Over Your Shirt, I Don't Think Laundry Is Your Biggest Problem. - SearchQuotes

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Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt, I don't think laundry is your biggest problem.

Jerry Seinfeld

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